Hall of Scrubs

The Hall of Scrubs has decided that all scrubs listed in the Mitchell Report will be permanently banned from entering the Hall of Scrubs. We firmly believe that if you need performance enhancing drugs to be a scrub in the majors, you are not worthy of being honored in the same way that we honor scrubs who do not cheat.

The following list of players are permanently banned:

Marvin Benard

Larry Bigbie

Jack Cust - You could have been the greatest scrub of all time. Your AAA power rivaled that of Bernardo Brito’s. Now we know why.

Brendan Donnelly

Jeremy Giambi - A classic scrub brother of a superstar. You blew it!

Jerry Hairston, Jr. - Son of a scrub. Your father did not need drugs to scrub it up in the majors.

Glenallen Hill - More fake power.

Tim Laker - Backup catcher. Why would you need the drugs at all?

Armando Rios - Great scrub name. What a waste!

Bobby Estalella - Classic scrub catcher with a little pop. Could have been one of the greatest scrubs of all-time.

Josias Manzanillo - Did brother, Ravelo, use it too?

Mark Carreon - Another son of a scrub who soils the legacy of his father (Cam Carreon).

Matt Franco - who?

Jason Grimsley - No relation to Ross…. good news for the Ross Grimsley fans.

Gregg Zaun - ANother scrubby catcher looking for a little more pop in the bat.

F.P. Santangelo - By far, one of the best scrubs in history. He is our Joe Jackson on this list. It is a shame that we cannot induct him into the Hall of Scrubs now. Say it ain’t so, F.P.!!!

Chris Donnels

Todd Williams

Phil Hiatt - More fake AAA power.

Todd Pratt - Another scrubby catcher.

Adam Piatt - Sure hit a lot of homers in AAA. The drugs must work better in that league.

Adam Riggs - A 2B with a lot of AAA power. Mystery solved now.

Mike and David Bell - Like Mark Carreon and Jerry Hairston, Jr., the sons of a major leaguer soils the legacy of their family. Did you have to disappoint both papa Buddy and grandpa Gus like that? Double shame!!

Gary Bennett Jr.

Jim Parque - A one-year wonder.

Chad Allen

Jeff Williams

Nook Logan - Another classic scrub name. He could have been a great one. No-hit speedster with a goofy grin.

Mike Judd

Ricky Stone

Paxton Crawford - Almost won the Stan Papi Award in 2000.

Ryan Jorgenson

Ricky Bones

Steve Woodard

Dan Naulty